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A new law in Korea stating all dogs must be chipped is causing mayhem.

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A film is to be made about the shootings last month in the El Paso Walmart.

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I always keep my Nazi memorabilia stored safely in my kitchen.

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I'm not sure if you knew this, but if you rearrange the letters in LGBT...

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My nickname at school was scarface

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I've done a hundred pull ups today.....

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Two of us washed up on a desert island, the only survivors of a shipwreck.

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I'm always getting picked on at school..

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I went to see the doctor with a nasty rash on the top of my leg.

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I said to my wife, "Our relationship is a lot like a Disney movie."

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When I shot up the classroom, killed my teacher and everybody else in the building it really affected my family.

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Got some great news today!

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There's a type of mustard gas that stays near the ground and only kills people less than 4 feet tall.

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Putting sunscreen on a toddler...

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Lost my job at the HR department for signing the complaints letters with my initials.

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Where does the Devil do his washing up?

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I was on a date with this really fit girl.

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Got home to find my wife had left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working I'm going to my mum's"

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What do you call an Italian beggar?

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"How are you celebrating Independence day this year?"

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To the Person who stole my glasses.

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What does a shortsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

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If you do 't believe in horses?

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“Heatwave Wildfire in France caused by Self-Combusting Chicken Manure”

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I'll be spending most of today in the shade.

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