His cellphones dead so he wanders up the road until he comes across a farm. He knocks on the door and explains the situation to the old farmer. The farmer invites him in and shares his dinner a big pot of chilli with the man as his phobe charges.

After dinner he calls triple A and they wont be able to make it out til the morning. The farmer offers to let him stay the night, but he only has 1 bed, he still graciously offers to share it with the man. After thinking about it for a moment the man accepts.

They get into bed, but its only 8pm, bored the man asks if theres anything they could do? We could play football in bed replies the old farmer. How do we do that asks the man? The farmer proceeds to rip a rather loud fart, 7 nothin. Understanding the game the man rips an even bigger fat back 7-7! The farmer rips an even longer and louder fart 14-7! The man farts so hard the sheets start to lift 14-14! The farmer all of the sudden rips an extremely wet fart and shits the bed. 21-14 halftime change sides.