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A bear suddenly came out from the bushes. It started chasing the man. The man turned around and saw the bear chasing him, and he began to run. As they ran, the bear started getting closer and closer to him. It licked its lips as it saw its prey getting closer. All of a sudden, the man tripped and the bear loomed over him, excited for its newfound dinner.
For the first time in his life, the man decided to pray to God, with nothing else he could do. "Oh God, if you're up there, please answer my prayers. I know I've always been an atheist, and even if you help me I wont be a Christian for long. So instead, I plead you make the bear a Christian instead," the man prayed.
Just as the bear was about to shut its massive jaws on the man, it stopped. The man couldn't believe his eyes, it actually worked! "Thank you, oh thank you lord!" He waited for the bear to move off him. It didnt. Instead it put its paws together and somehow began to talk.
"Lord I thank for thy food you have blessed me with."
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