Little Johnny had a tragic accident and lost his right eye. His parents were poor and couldn’t afford a replacement so Johnnys father crafted a wooden eye to put in the empty socket.

Johnny was very self conscious and in turn was very shy, especially around girls. His parents encouraged him to go to dances or parties but Johnny would always say no. Finally his parents dragged him to his Senior Dance and hoped for the best. Johnny was not interested in any of the girls but as he looked across the room he saw a beautiful young girl with blonde curly hair and a gorgeous figure but, her lips were deformed and instead of being sideways her lips went from her nose to her chin. Johnny figured she would know his pain and worked up the courage to go across the dance floor. He stood in front of her and asked, “Hi, you are so pretty and I would love to dance with you”

She looked up at Johnny and exclaimed “Oh boy, would I.”

Johnny gasped “Hey, I didn’t call you cunt face did I ?”