Moses steps up and puts his drive straight into the hazard. He calmly walks to the edge of the pond and raises his club. The waters part, Moses walks down to his ball, and chips it onto the green.

Jesus, up next, also sends his drive into the drink. He calmly walks out over the water, locates his ball, and chips out to within a few feet of the pin.

The old man, nervous, smacks his drive straight towards the water. Just before it splashes, an enormous fish leaps up from the pond, snatching the ball from midair. On its way back down, it is swooped down on by an eagle, who begins to carry the fish away. Another eagle appears to challenge the first, and the two majestic birds fight talon-to-talon, causing the fish to drop.

The fish lands on the green, the ball spurts from its mouth, and bounces, then rolls, stopping a few mere inches from the pin. At that moment, an earthquake trembles the ground, and the ball shakes and jolts for a few seconds, then bounces and plops into the cup, a hole-in-one.

Jesus looks at Moses and shakes His head, then turns to the old man.

"Quit screwing around, Dad, and play some golf!"