They sit at a table and begin catching up. They hadn’t spoken to each other since graduation. One guy gets up and excuses himself to use the restroom.

In his absence, the other begin talking about how rich and successful they’ve become and as a result how rich and successful their sons are.

One guy goes “my son is so rich and successful, he just bought his best friend a new Lamborghini!”

The next guy says “that’s nothing! My son is so rich and successful that he just bought his best friend a mansion in Beverly Hills!”

The last guy says “Yeah? My son just bought his best friend a 300 foot yacht!”

The first guy comes back from the bathroom, and he’s asked about his son.

“Oh, he’s a dancer for Chippendales,” came his response.

His three friends try and console him, saying it doesn’t sound like he’s rich and successful like their own sons. Their pal shrugs it off saying: “actually, he’s doing quite well. As a matter of fact, he just got a brand new Lamborghini, a mansion in Beverly Hills and a 300 foot yacht from his three best clients.”