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Airplane crash survivor monkey
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A monkey was the only survivor of a large airplane crash that happened close to an airport. There was heavy destruction, chaos and wreckage parts everywhere, smoke, fire, ambulances, police, aviation forensics, firefighters, airport representatives, television reporting crew, the whole nine yards. Not a soul alive, except for a monkey, weirdly jumping around, actively ignored by the police and officials. For content, a reporter decided to interview the monkey. « Were you in that airplane? » they asked. The monkey nodded its head enthusiastically, pleasing the reporters. « Did you see what the passengers were doing at the time of the crash? » they asked, and the monkey started yelling and waving its hands above its head. Puzzled, the reporters continued: « did you see what the crew was doing at the time of the crash? » and the monkey started thrashing around, very agitated. « And you, what were you doing when the plane crashed? » the monkey stopped right there, held its two hands far in front of his body and said: « BRRRRRrrrRRR! »

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