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So one day Sgt. Gunnery Joe of the United States Marine Corps is driving through Nevada when he sees signs for a whore house. Being that he has seen and done just about anything and he is always willing try different things he decides to stop by and see what they have to offer.
So he walks into the whorehouse and is greeted by the madam.
“What can we do for soldier?” She says.
“My name is Sgt. Gunnery Joe of the Unites States Marine Corps and I was passing through town when I saw your signs. I want the best girl you have. Not just the best but I want one that really is different because I have seen and done it all!” He says.
Sgt. Gunnery Joe then salutes the madam as to emphasize the point that he is a soldier and full of discipline.
“Well.” she says getting the point “Go right up stairs and first door to the right Rose is in there. Rose loves military men of discipline.”
So Sgt. Gunnery Joe goes up the stairs and enters through the first door on the right where he sees a very attractive woman laid across the bed in a seductive manner.
She looks up at him and says “How are you soldier? I just love men in uniform.”
“Yes Ma’am” Sgt. Gunnery Joe says. “My name is Sgt. Gunnery Joe of the United States Marine Corps and I am looking for a woman to please me tonight. You are very beautiful Ma’am.” He says as he starts to get undressed.
He and the Rose both get undressed and he approaches but as he does Rose notices he is not hard at all and she frowns.
“Well soldier we are going to need you to be a bit harder before we can begin.” Rose says.
Sgt. Gunnery Joe replies “Ma’am. My name is Sgt. Gunnery Joe of THE United States Marine Corps and I am a man of discipline. Please observe.”
He then looks down at his cock and bark’s out the command “ATTENTION!” and instantly his cock grows hard and super erect!
Rose gasps in true wonder as she has never seen that before. And she becomes very interested.
“REST!” He barks again and his cock immediately goes flaccid.
“ATTENTION” He barks and it immediately goes hard and erect again.
“REST” He barks again and it goes flaccid yet again.
“Well I’ll be Hun. In all my years I have never seen a man as disciplined as you. We are going to have a great time tonight! Come on over here soldier and let’s get started!” She says and you can tell she really means it. She is truly impressed.
So Sgt. Gunnery Joe of the United States Marine Corps climes in bed and they start kissing and making out heavily. As things start to get heated up she obviously is at a point where she wants him to get hard so she smiles seductively and nods to him to go ahead and get hard again. She then leans back so she watch him give the command again.
“ATTENTION!” He barks at his cock.
Nothing happens.
A moment goes by. He frowns.
“I said ATTENTION!” he barks even louder!
Nothing happens.
Now he starts to get angry and he yells very loudly “”COCK. I SAID ATTENTION YOU WILL GET FULLY ERECT RIGHT NOW!”
Nothing happens.
At this point Sgt. Gunnery Joe of the United States Marine Corps gets up and walks over the corner and starts beating off violently.
Rose looks in shock at all this and asks “What is wrong? What are you doing???? What is going on???”
“Sgt. Gunnery Joe of the United States Marine Corps has given him a direct order Ma’am and he has disobeyed so I am giving him a dishonorable discharge!” He grunts back violently.
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