But one day the man has to go on a business trip and his wife says to him "how am I gonna get by without you" so the husband suggest that he and the wife go to an adult toy store to find something the wife could use but after going to all but one of the stores in town and they couldn't find anything. The following day the husband goes to the last store before he has to leave and tells the guy at the counter about the problem, the worker goes to the back and comes back with an old wooden box and tells the husband "There's a magic dildo in the box and to turn it on all you have to say is "magic dildo" followed by where you want it to go and to make it stop you just say "magic dildo stop"." So the husband pays for the magic dildo and rushes home to his wife to show off the new gift, he tells the wife about the commands and takes off for his trip. After a few days without her husband the wife finally decides she'll give it a try and says "magic dildo, pussy" and it starts giving her the best pounding she's ever gotten and once she climaxes she says "alright stop...knock it off.....quit it" but it just won't stop so gets in her car starts driving to the hospital but before she gets there she climaxes again and crashes her car. A police man sees this and rushes over to speak with the wife. The wife starts telling him about the magic dildo and how it just won't stop, but the cop cuts her off with "bullshit lady, magic dildo my ass!"