A man went into work one day and asked his best friend for advice on a “personal matter.”

“Every time me and my wife are 69ing; she always tends to fall asleep. Do you have any ideas how I can stop this from happening?”

His friend surprised says “I used to have the exact same problem! But what fixed it for me is; every time when we were 69ing and I felt her slow down; I would fire a shot from my gun into the ceiling and that would wake her RIGHT up!”

The man says that’s a good idea and goes home.

The next day he comes in waddling very slowly; wincing with every step. His friend is worried and asks him what’s wrong.

“I tried that stupid idea you told me! I felt her falling asleep while we were 69ing so I fired a round from my gun into the roof and she got such a fright she sank her teeth into my cock; shat in my face; and our mailman came sprinting out of the closet!!”