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Little Johnnys Sick Dad
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Little Johnnys dad is sick one day and tells Johnny to go to the doctor and get him some sick pills. Little Johnny "Alright dad i can do that" so little Johnny skips off to the doctors office.

On his was he singing "gotta get my daddy some sick pills, gotta get my daddy so sick pills" not paying attention he smacks straight into a pole...."wait what was i suppose to do..... oh ya gotta get my daddy some sex pills, gotta get my daddy some sex pills"

So he gets to the doctor and tells the doctor his daddy needs the sex pills. The doctor goes and gets the pills and come back and says to little johnny "ok Johnny make sure and tell your dad to take one pill every 24 hours" little Johnny says ok doc.

On his way home he goes back to singing "one evry 24 hours, one every 24 hours" and again not paying attention smacks right back into the same damn pole "wait what was i suppose to do.... oh ya 24 every hour, 24 every hour."

He gets home and tells his dad.

The next day litte Johnny is walking real funny back to the doctor and says to the doc "Doc i think you gave my daddy the wrong pills" Doctor ask "why do you think that?" Johnny " well my moms dead, my sisters pregnet, my asshole hurts and my dads in the corner going here kitty kitty"

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