A mailman is being transferred to a new route, so he tells his customers it's his last week. On his last day, at one particular house, he rings the bell to deliver a package and a woman answers the door in a silk robe with a teddy underneath.
"I just want to thank you properly for your service the past few years" she whispers huskily in his ear, then grabs his lapel and leads him upstairs.

After she's finished rocking his world, she slips out of the bed and tells him to meet her in the kitchen. He dresses and comes downstairs and is greeted by a plate of eggs, bacon, sausage, toast and a cup of coffee. Tucked under the edge of the plate is a crisp one-dollar bill with a note that says "For you".

During breakfast, the mailman asks the woman something that's been on his mind. "You know, all this time I thought you were married... a lot of your mail is addressed "Mr. and Mrs. Johnson"

"I am married" she replies.

The mailman goes pale...."Won"t your husband be upset?"

"Don't be silly," she replies. "He suggested it!"

"Really?!" says the astonished mailman.

"Yup! I told him it was your last day, and I wanted to do something special for you. He said 'Fuck him, give him a dollar!"

"But breakfast was my idea!"