Scientists decide that sending 3 men to a deserted island for 5 years with no hope of rescue or assistance would be a good indicator.

The United States, France, and China each offer up 1 person for the study and they all get sent to their fate.

5 years later a helicopter lands on the island to see what they've made of it.

The scientists are greeted by the American, he is happily waving while coming down the steps of the most intricate bamboo and hand made brick home imaginable. He introduces himself as Jack and begins to brief them on the past 5 years as they all walk into the house. "Back home is was a contractor, so I stepped up and took charge while building us the nicest shelter I could, I put Francois in charge of food and water... Come say 'Hi' Francois..."

French guy enters the room with the most intricate hors d'oeuvres they've seen on a hand carved serving tray. "Back home I was a chef, so I gladly took this responsibility and have made the most of all the wild animals and vegetation we have on our island"

They all sit down to dine and talk about the study. The scientists distracted and amazed at the home and how delicious the food is, finally realize they still are missing a person and immediately ask about Wei. Jack has bad news. "Well I took charge of the shelter, Francois I put in charge of food, Wei was put in charge of supplies and foraging but he wandered off into the jungle on the first day and we never saw him again." Saddened by the news but curious to know his fate they all form a search party and brave the depths of the jungle to find him.

They bring in more air support and cadaver dogs, they search for days but to no avail. Just as they all gather at the edge of the jungle to give up the search a completely naked Chinese man with peacock feathers sticking out of his ass comes swinging down from a tree and yells "SUPPLIES!!"