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A man walks into a store and asks the cashier:
Man: How much does this water bottle cost?
Cashier: I don't know.
The man leaves, and the manager goes to the cashier...
Manager: You have to say, "only 50 cents!"
Cashier: OK, boss.
The next day, the man returns.
Man: How much does this water bottle cost?
Cashier: Only 50 cents!
Man: How fresh is it?
Cashier: I don't know.
Afterwards, the manager chews out the cashier again.
Manager: You have to say, "very, very fresh!"
Cashier: OK, boss.
The next day, the man returns again.
Man: How much does this water bottle cost?
Cashier: Only 50 cents!
Man: How fresh is it?
Cashier: Very, very fresh!
Man: Should I buy it?
Cashier: I don't know.
Obviously, the manager berates the cashier.
Manager: The phrase is "do it now or someone else will do it!"
The cashier agrees.
This time, the man walks into the store and heads to the cashier.
Man: How much does this water bottle cost?
Cashier: Only 50 cents!
Man: How fresh is it?
Cashier: Very, very fresh!
Man: Should I buy it?
Cashier: Do it now or someone else will do it!
The man thanks the cashier, buys the water bottle, and leaves. Suddenly...
A robber appears! He turns to the cashier and raises his weapon.
Robber: How much money is in the cash register?!
Cashier: Only 50 cents!
Robber: Are you being fresh with me?
Cashier: Very, very fresh!
Robber [gesturing to his weapon]: Should I teach you a lesson?
Cashier: Do it now, or someone else will do it!
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