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3 guys are lost in the woods
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They've been walking for a couple days with no food left and no water to drink. The 3 men are persistent in their search for some help and hike day and night until until they come across a small cabin in the woods. They see smoke drifting from chimney and what looks like a candle burning in the window. Hopeful that they have found someone who can help, they approach the door and give a nice knock knock knock.

A burly old farmer opens the door, "Well now, I wasn't expecting any company this evening, how can I help you boys?"

The first man responds, "Sir we've been lost in the woods for almost 3 days with no food and no water. Is there anything you can do to help us out?"

The farmer invites the boys in and has them sit at the table. He says, "I tell you what, I'll get you some of the best food you've ever had and plenty of beer, but I need you to do one thing for me. My daughter's upstairs and it's been quite a while since she's been pleasured by a man. If one of you is able to satisfy her then the food and beer is all yours."

Although all three men were starving and fatigued, there could be much worse ways to earn a meal and a nice beer. So the first guy says to the farmer, "Sir, I'd be happy to take care of your daughters problem" and runs up the stairs. About a minute later he comes screaming back down the stairs and bursts out of the front door.

The second man thinks to himself, "It can't be that bad" and heads up the stairs to give it a shot. Again, just moments later he comes screaming down the stairs and flies out the front door.

The third man, who's now grown even more hungry and thirsty thinking of the delicious food waiting and the cold beer, decides to see for himself what's going on with this farmers daughter and makes his way up stairs.

When he opens the door he see the daughter laying on the bed. The rooms kinda dark and he moves in a little closer. As soon as he opens her legs he sees what he had only imagined in nightmares. There's cobwebs, boils and puss, hair everywhere, and a smell he could only liken to dead fish and cheese. As he turns his head in disgust, holding back his vomit, he notices 2 corncobs on the nightstand and gets an idea. He takes off his sock and says, "I'm going to blind fold you baby to make it more exciting". Once she was blindfolded he grabs a corncob and slides it in. The farmers daughter gave a slight moan and said, "Wow you're really big honey, you can go faster!".

The 3rd man begins to really give it to her with the corncob and then chucks it out the window. He grabs the second corncob and continues until the farmers daughter has the best orgasm of her life and he chucks the second corncob out the window. Then he removed the blindfold and stood there proud of his job well done. Extremely pleased the daughter grabs the man's hand and leads him back down the stairs. By the huge smile on her face the farmer new the man got the job done and proceeded to pour him the biggest beer of his life.

After he takes a couple big gulps he decides to head out front to tell his friends the good news. "Guys I took care of it, come inside and get some cold beer while the food is cooking!"

The two men look up with big ole grins on their faces and say, "Aw man while you've been in there dealing with that nasty woman, we've been out here enjoying this delicious creamed corn we found just laying on the ground!"

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