After a century of warfare, the two nations expanded their borders, annexing an country that stood in it's way.

Both nations, hungering for world domination, have been at war with each other for over 20 years, and have decided that the fighting would never end, as the two were so closely matched in battle. In a last ditch effort to stop the bloodshed, the two leaders decided that in 10 years time, a dogfight would take place. The winning dog's nation would win the war, and become the supreme nation.

In Russia, Dog breeders worked with biologists, crossbreeding different species of wolves, trying to make the toughest, meanest, and deadliest dog to ever live. The dog was given steroids, fed with small animals, and had to be contained in a steel cage in order to keep it's handlers safe. People were afraid of this dog. There was no way whatever the Americans were doing could have possibly been stronger than this beast.

Finally, on May 25th, 2145, the dogs, their handlers, and the nations' leaders arranged to have the dogfight.

When the Russian dog was released, it burst into the arena, ready to kill. A few moments later, a large wooden crate with air holes was carried to arena, and opened. What emerged was pathetic. Out waddled an 8 foot long Weiner dog, that looked like it just woke up. It must have weighed 400 pounds, and was very clearly not in the best shape. The a Russian dog pounced, tearing chunks off of the Weiner dog with each bite. Finally, in one swift motion, the Weiner dog wraps around it's opponent, opens it's moth, and swallowed it's prey in one bite.

The Russian president opened his mouth to speak, but had no words. Finally, after a few minutes of dumbfounded silence, he says "But.. how? We spent millions of dollars creating that beast. It could not be beaten." The US president simply shrugged and said "while you were busy doing that, we had our best plastic surgeons try to make a crocodile look like a dog."