One guy orders a crown and coke. The bar tender hands him a apple. Guy says I ordered a crown and coke not a apple. Bartender says, “try it”. He bites one side of apple and says “damn that tastes like crown.” Bartender says “turn it around.” Guy turns apple around and takes a bite “damn that tastes like coke.” The next guy says I’ll have a Red Bull and vodka. Bartender hands him a apple. The guy takes a bite and says “damn that tastes like Red Bull.” Bartender says “turn it around.” Guy turns apple around and takes a bite “damn that tastes like vodka.” The next guy says “I bet you don’t have a apple that tastes like pussy.” The Bartender hands him a apple. The guy takes a bite of one side and spits it out in disgust and says “damn that tastes like shit.” Bartender says “turn it around.”