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Johnny and Sarah are sitting in Sunday school class when Sarah begins to fall asleep. The teacher notices this and decides to embarrass Sarah by asking her a question. The teacher asks, "Sarah, who created the heavens and the earth?" Johnny decides to help Sarah out and wake her up, so he covertly takes a pin and pricks her with it. Sarah immediately wakes up from the pain and yells "GOD ALMIGHTY!" The teacher is surprised that Sarah answered correctly, but she moves in.
A while later, the teacher sees that Sarah is nodding off again, so she asks, "Sarah, who is the Son of God?" Again, Johnny pricks her with the pin, and Sarah wakes up and yells "JESUS CHRIST!" Once again, the teacher is surprised, but she moves on.
Later on, the teacher notices Sarah dozing off once again and decides to ask her a much tougher question. She asks, "Sarah, what did Leah say to Jacob after she had their sixth son?" Johnny pokes Sarah with the pin, and she wakes and screams in pain, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!"
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