Sitting down, they both notice each other to have a black eye. Striking up conversation, one of the men speak up:

Man 1: "Hey, so I gotta ask. I mean we both have one... How'd you get your shiner?"

Man 2: "Well funniest thing, it was a slip of the tongue! Do you remember that attendant at the front desk?"

Man 1: "That cute one? Yeah, I remember."

Man 2: "Yeah, her! Well I was going to ask for tickets to Pittsburgh, but slip of the tongue, I ended up asking for pickets to tittsburgh. Needless to say, she threw a good punch and that's how I got my black eye. How about you?"

Man 1: "Wow, you won't believe it, but the exact same thing - a slip of the tongue... So the other night while I was having dinner with my wife, I went to ask her 'could you pass the salt,' but of course, slip of the tongue...it came out as 'You ruined my life, you soul-sucking bitch!'"