Jim, Chris, and Joe are trapped on an island with no food or shelter. They come across a hut and inside is a wizard who says “I will teleport you guys off of this island but first, each of you must bring 10 of the same fruit to my hut in an hour.”

So Jim is the first person back with some fruit, and he has brought 10 apples. The wizard says that if Jim can stick all 10 apples up his ass without making a sound, then the wizard will get him off of the island. However, if he makes a sound, the wizard will take his life. Jim starts sticking the apples up his ass and halfway through with the second apple, he yells out in pain, so the wizard kills him.

Next, Chris comes with 10 grapes. The wizard says that if Chris can stick all 10 grapes up his ass without making a sound, then the wizard will get him off of the island. However, if he makes a sound, the wizard will take his life. Chris is doing an admirable job, and gets 9 grapes up his ass without making a sound. However, before he can put in the 10th grape, Chris busts up laughing. Because of this, the wizard kills him.

In Heaven, Jim is incredibly upset with Chris. “You were so close! Why couldn’t you have kept silent for one more grape?”

Chris replies, “I couldn’t help myself. I saw Joe coming with a bunch of pineapples.”