A woman is passing by a pet store when she sees in the front window, a lovely big parrot. Next to which is a sign which says has been marked down from $2000 to only $50. Curious, she enters the shop and asks the shopkeeper why it is so cheap.

'Well' he says 'There is a bit of a problem with that one... See, it was sold to woman who returned it because she couldn't keep up the payments on it. Problem is, she also happened to be the owner of a brothel, and it's happened to have picked up a bit of bad language. If you don't have a problem with any of that you can have it for only $50'

The woman, never one to pass up a bargain, thinks 'how bad can it be?' and pays the $50 and takes the bird home.

She hangs the cage with the large and beautiful bird up in her living room when she gets home. The parrot says: 'New house. New madam!'

She thinks this isn't too bad, and is beginning to think she's got a great bargain when her teenage girls come home from high-school. 'New house. New madam. New whores!' Screeches the bird.

The girls are a little shocked, but their mum explains the situation and they have a bit of a giggle about it and think nothing more of it.

Later that evening the woman's husband comes home. As he comes in the front door the bird says 'Hi Frank!'