He gets inside the house and sees his father's shoes. Oh shit, I better hide somewhere before my pops finds out that I got high again!!

Ok, Ok, I am gonna hide in the living room...
Opens the living room door and sees his dad sitting there and reading a newspaper.
My bad pops, sorry.. *shuts the door*

Ok, Ok, I am gonna hide in the kitchen!
Our pot head rushes to the kitchen, opens the door and sees the same thing, his father is sitting there and reading a newspaper.
Uhm... sorry pops... *shuts the door *

Shit, he is fast.... Then I am going to hide in the balcony!!
Rushes to the balcony, opens the door and the same thing... dad sitting there with the newspaper... but before he gets to apologize his pops says:
Son, if you open the bathroom door one more time, I am gonna come out and beat the shit out of you.