This actually happened a few hours ago.
So I had to take my mother to the hospital today for a procedure. The receptionist called us up and she was the only one there as her coworker had gone on break. As I'm wheeling my mother to the desk to do the paperwork, a nice old man approaches the desk.

He says to the receptionist "I'm here to pick up my wife"

I perk up at this and say "I didn't even know they offered that service here"

Well everyone turns to look at me and without missing a beat I continue "I'll take a wife also"

Then everyone cracked up.

Currently in the waiting room fretting about my mother so hopefully telling a funny story out in to the world will get me some (non reddit) karma