She walks up to the store owner and asks him why the parrot is so cheap. He tells her that the bird came from a local brothel that recently closed shop for good, and it picked up a lot of bad language and lingo from its time there.

The woman thinks nothing of it and doesn't want to pass on such a great deal, so she immediately buys the parrot, puts the caged bird in the back seat, and turns on the car. The sound of the car starting wakes up the bird, and it when it opens up it's eyes and sees the woman, it proclaims "sqwaak...New Madame!". The woman laughs off the birds comment and continues the drive home, but during the drive, every few minutes, the bird would chime in with "Sqwaak...New Madame!". The woman arrives at home and immediately takes the bird inside her house. She sets the cage up on a table in the living room and goes about her day.

About an hour passes and then the front door opens. Her 17 year old son has come home from football practice. The son entering the house gets the attention of the parrot, and it immediately proclaims "Sqwaak...New Madame...Sqwaak...New Bouncer!" The parrot continues to say this every few minutes for around 30 minutes until it falls back asleep.

After a few hours the front door opens again, as the woman's husband has come home from a hard day's work. As he walks in the living room the parrot wakes, sees the husband, and proclaims "Squaak...New Madame...Sqwaak...New Bouncer...Sqwaak...Saaaame Customers!"