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At the entrance, the guard says to the husband, "Hey Simon, how's it going?" The woman asks her husband how he knows you, the husband answers from the gym. They enter and sit at the bar, and the bartender asks, "Hey Simon, the usual?". The husband turns to his wife tensely saying, we play bowling together... A stripper approaches the husband and asks, "Do you feel like getting the same as last time?" His wife grabs Simon and they run out and get into a taxi. The driver looks at them and says "Simon, you picked a real dog this time..."
R.I.P Simon
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