A husband and wife were laying in bed. Their sex life had become non existent lately. No matter what, they couldn't get into each other's kinks which caused frustration.

New Year's Eve, the husband had a clever idea. At 11:55 he made his move.

"Honey, I will indulge in one of your kinks this year, if you indulge me in one of mine. However, I'll be kind and only ask for three months in return.

The wife looked over at him and smiled.

"I think that sounds wonderful dear. I have always thought pegging was hot."

The husband gulped but knew a couple minutes, he could call off the whole thing.

"Now", said his wife as she walked to her closet, "let me try them on"

The man watched in horror as she pulled out 15 different strap on's