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The jar pumping process

So, as I lay here with my cock and balls in a wide mouth mason jar under 11in hg vacuum, I think back to all the guys that have asked me how I do it. Let me preface this with, I’m not a pro and have only been jar pumping for about 6-8 months.

I started 20 something years ago with a cheap tube with a squeeze ball pump. The tube cracked long long ago and I couldn’t repair it so I tossed it. Not sure what happened to the pump, but I’m sure it got tossed too. One day, probably while high or bored out of my mind, I got the idea to build something to pump my entire package. I found a plastic Kirkland cashew container, drilled a hole in it and fashioned some fittings into an outlet and siliconed them to the jar. I got an old brake bleeding vac pump from when I used to race cars and adapted it to the jar and viola! a jar pump. It worked really well. I’d pump for 5 minutes, ten minutes, up to an hour if I had the time. I experimented with water. Started with cold water (ya, don’t do that) and worked my way up to warmer water. I even tried the hottest water my faucet could provide (I don’t recommend this for a beginner). The burning really got me off and I came in the jar a couple times. My sessions with the cashew jar came and went based on my employment and subsequent time on my hands. I still have the jar by the way.

Then I found Reddit. And then I found the pumping community. I saw a couple guys using just a jar and was amazed at this sort of sorcery! How was that even possible? So, I asked. I pretty much use the same tactics as was described to me, so this is not my invention. I love the feeling so much and I love the way my cock and balls feel pumped up and stuffed into my underwear and pants. I’ll never get to the point of getting a monster tube or even a bullmaster. I have a wife who as of yet, doesn’t know that I pump, and therefore, I can’t get away with buying pumping products, hence the readily available glass jars and automotive brake bleeding vacuum pump.

Now that I’ve bored you to tears, here is how I do it. Right or wrong, it’s what I do.

When I begin a session, I liberally apply hand lotion around the base of my scrotum, up the sides, and across the top of where my penis attaches to my body. I also apply a fair amount to the crease between the right side of my dick and scrotum (reason explained later). I tried KY jelly once, but found it too messy and eventually a little sticky. So, Jergens it is. While sitting on the edge of my bed, I put the jar under my scrotum and gently let my balls and cock “fall” into the jar. Once I’m fully inside the jar, I twist it around a bit to even out the lotion. Then I grab my pump. I place the 1/4” tube under the rim of the jar and alongside my cock on the right side. I’m right handed, what can I say? I slip the tube in about two inches. Next, while holding the jar against my body with my left hand, I grab the pump with my right hand and begin to pump out the air. If you’re fairly clean shaven and you’ve used enough lube, creating a seal isn’t overly difficult. Sometimes you may have to press the jar against your body fairly hard to create a seal. When I get to the desired vacuum, as indicated on the gauge attached to my pump (usually 8-12in hg for me) I quickly yank the tube out of the jar. Here’s where the aforementioned lotion in the crease comes in. If you got enough lotion in place, the tube should slide out fairly easily, especially if you put a little lube on the tube like I failed to mention earlier ( hopefully you’re reading this all the way through before you put it into practice). If not, the “rope burn” of the rapidly sliding pvc tube is less than desirable. It hurts like hell! When you yank the tube out, the vacuum and your body do this amazing thing where they seal up the void created by the tube and BAM!! you’re under vacuum and pumping your twig and berries.

Some guys say short intervals (20-30 minutes) with a rest period of 5-15 minutes is best. I just stay in the jar until my wife calls me and tells me she’s leaving work (anywhere from an hour to two hours depending on when I actually start). As far as I know, you’re not going to get giant elephant balls unless you pump for quite a while at a time. One last word of advice... Make sure whatever jar, pitcher, tube, or vessel you use has fairly straight sides and doesn’t neck down too much. What went into the jar easily, won’t come out as such once you’ve grown them to two to three times their original size. Unless, of course your wife or significant other is fine with you sporting a jar around the house for a couple hours. I wouldn’t recommend this practice just before you have to go to work though. Your coworkers probably won’t think it’s a cool as your partner.

I hope this helps and please, feel free to dm, message, or kik me with any questions you may have. I’m happy to help however I can.

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