We are paying this man millions of dollars just to sit around and get fat eating Oreos, having babies, and writing a series that isn’t cradle. When will he answer the important questions? Why haven’t orthos and little blue gotten together yet? Who really wrote cradle? Will or Nabisco? How many points does Lindon really have? How did ozriel obsessed with haircare as he is never ask the dude with horn hair about his hair before waybound?

Which cradle characters are LGBTQ , and why are the top contenders Chsrity and Northstrider? Shocking lack of representation for shame.

Why is one of the only white coded characters literally an interdemensional god? Not only an interdemensional god but literally the most powerful one. Seems a lil sus to me.

Abidan are space monarchists which also seems pretty sus.

In iteration 110 no one will hear you scream.

When I ponder cradle I ask myself should we continue to support this man/nabisco?