I'm thinking about building a milking table. Working under one has long been a fantasy. If you're not familiar, you could Google it (or think "horizontal glory hole" where you lay on your front and get serviced from beneath).

It would be entirely enclosed beneath, so we never see one another, and ideally we'd never speak. You just come in, put your junk in the hole, get serviced, and leave. Also, the surface will be a hygienic, synthetic leather, which can be disinfected, so you don't have to worry about laying down in anything unsavory.

I'm uncomfortable inviting strangers into my home, so I'm leaning towards installing this in a storage unit.

However, if I'm going to go to this much effort and expense, I'd like to have some assurance that I'll actually get action. This post is intended to gauge interest. If you'd come to Ames for this, please reply or DM. I'm hoping to do this by June.

Also, if you know any better ways for me to advertise this, please let me know. I really do miss CL personals.