Hello Iowa City,

What do I have in common with Albert Einstein, Alex Trebek, Tom Selleck, and Paul Blart? We all love(d) to eat pussy and we all have great mustaches. Well, I'm not sure if ol' Albert enjoyed diving but we all know Trebek did, right? You think he kept that mustache for himself? No sir. His wife MADE him keep it :) She loved the mustache ride. And so will you!

I'm coming into town this Saturday (9/2) for the Iowa Hawkeye football game but would rather do some muff diving; you should cum too. I'm available during the game and looking to dive between your legs to worship your body with my fingers and tongue. I do enjoy making out though, so if we do meet, you can expect our lips to enjoy some sensual time together.

I'm 44, white, 6'4", thick build, buzzed brown hair, brown mustache and eyes, and DDF. I work in the non-profit space, enjoy woodworking, and like to read non-fiction books (ummm..that is a wide net, dude) as well as comics. IMO, you just can't go wrong with re-reading old Far Sides or Calvin and Hobbes.

I prefer to chat a bit to connect before any meetups , as we are humans, and if we move forward with getting together, I expect zero reciprocity. 100% about you and your needs. Discretion? Abso-positive-lutely!
So let's have you score a helluva lot more than the Iowa Offense has done the past 3 years.

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