I would have much rather spent my time doing a double colonoscopy on Trump and Biden….

But let’s talk about some of the positives.

For me it was

1. The cinematography was pretty good, but I’m also a dumbass, so 🤷‍♂️

2. India Brown (jam), I really enjoyed her character and her reuniting with her mom was a feel good for me

3. The bully actor made me hate his character, so kudos to that kid

4. The final spaceship scene

5. I liked the bits with the older Afghani man, the Japanese monk, and the Afghani herder

6. Alot of the supporting casts character’s seemed pretty reasonable. “Uh idc abut your space gf, but we got nuke some aliens and more Japanese”

7. Oklahoma Nazi punch out

8. The amazing braking capabilities on that truck

9. How considerate the aliens were in leaving that truck door open, so those kiddos could get some nomnoms

I think we all know that the show was more about the people and not aliens, but damn. They fucked up most of the people tho

What are y’all’s?

(10. It’s over…for now)