Want a scatterbrained friend who’s always anxious and complains that they’re a procrastinator? I’m your girl! And I know this may shock you, since I’m on Reddit but IM NOT A GAMER 😱 and I don’t like politics 🤯. But I am into wasting my time watching bad Netflix movies and some top notch true crime docs.

For my visually impaired friends and others with shit internet, I’m Lauren and I have purple hair and blue/grey eyes, I'm 5'6, fluffy, always wearing black lol. (PLEASE see this linked picture album for more pics)

More things I’m into (aka CONVERSATION STARTERS):

• movies: mean girls and silence of the lambs 👌🏻

• shows: American horror story is my favorite. Love grace and Frankie, 911, the good doctor, friends, black mirror, dexter, mindhunter

• music: I love Taylor Swift (don’t fight it. You do too), Billie eilish, Shawn Mendes, panic!, tøp, etc

• listening to podcasts in public and acting like everyone else can hear what I’m laughing at

• ASMR. And I’m totally not ashamed

• crafts, baking, coloring, makeup, books, fun shit I can do alone

Personal stuffs:

• Full time psychology student

• work from home full time (aka I have a lot of free time)

• big fan of audio calls since I’m awkward af and my fingers go half the speed my brain thinks 

• I collect “creepy” vintage stuffed animals. here’s a pic of my collection.

If my sarcasm and face haven’t scared you yet, shoot me a pm! Please be around 20-35 only! And for your sake, don’t send s3xual messages. You won’t get a reply 😘.