Well, here I am, spending Christmas Eve in the glamorous glow of fluorescent lights, working the overnight shift while the rest of the world dreams of sugarplums—or, more realistically, regretting that second helping of pie.

I’m a 44-year-old guy with a sharp sense of humor and a knack for sarcasm, looking for someone to help make this night a little brighter. If you’re witty, easygoing, and also wondering why fruitcake still exists in 2024, we might just get along.

A bit about me: I love a good laugh, a great conversation, and the kind of sarcastic banter that keeps things interesting. Whether it’s discussing favorite movies, overanalyzing Christmas traditions, or speculating about what Santa does on his days off, I’m game for it all.

If you’re up late too—whether you’re working, can’t sleep, or just avoiding your family—let’s chat. Who knows, we might even make this Christmas Eve memorable (in the good way).

Now, tell me—what’s the most overrated Christmas song?