Hi. This is my humans cat Taylor.

I borrowed his phone to post this since I know he’d like to meet friends.

You can find pics of me on the cat sub. Now that I know what a sub is.

Anyway my human is really nice.

He’s tall. He still has fur on his head and he saved me from death row in the big city in NY last year. I’m 14. I was scared and he got me out of there.

Now I’m happy and live with him and my brothers and sisters.

He works from home. Something involving pounding on a keyboard and staring at screens all day. Not sure. Sometimes he talks to the screens too. I used to think he was losing it but I think it’s part of his work.

I think he also does something called pod something about cats.

Anyway if you are a human say hi and I’ll let him talk to you.

Be cool with my kind and be nice to my human. If not I might hiss at you.

Purr.