My favorite part of this time of year is one of my guilty pleasures.

Cadbury Eggs.

You unwrap it and take the first bite.

Yum. The shell. The filling.

A pure guilty pleasure.

Be right back. I’m off to CVS to grab one.

Want one?

Anyway….

I’m trying this again in the hopes of connecting with someone genuine who wants to build something real with me.

Me: 50, 6 feet tall, charming, has his hair, very funny, bears a resemblance to Bronson Pinchot.

I work in healthcare and IT and volunteer for local cat rescue groups.

I love animals, have 7 cats and often prefer cats to people.

I’m a lifetime New Yorker and grew up in Brooklyn. I might still have an accent.

Never hitched and no kids. No, really.

I host a podcast on cats called Shelter Cats that’s growing quite nicely.

I’m funny, sarcastic, endlessly corny, and have a dad bod if that’s your thing.

You’re an actual person.

You want to chat, get to know me, and you’re not a bot. I like ongoing banter.

You want to see about building a real friendship with me.

Where we talk for hours, share our hopes and dreams, maybe some Spotify playlists, watch some movies together on SharePlay, flirt, and just enjoy the good vibes and prove em all wrong!

Prefer that you’re on the east coast but I’m open minded, as long as you’re from the US. Major bonus points if you live in or near the NY area. Because bagels.

You’re consistent. You don’t go all oddball after the first day.

You’re not the type of person who ghosts.

Sound good? Reach out and say hi!

Happy Easter if you celebrate!

Let’s go get some eggs!