A predicament we have here I’d like to point to for the windowlickingly numb.

Your position is not detective, or lead investigator, district obbudsman, private eye or Phillip (or lets say Sysyphylus) Fillibuster.

Very rare to find among those betrayed with marital or parental elements tied in there somehow that will align with what i am about to say:

This direct eye contact, gotcha wet dream moment of righteous satiation does not exist my dudes and dudettes.

Even if you ticked every box without a pen’s lick…

Tell the AP; crime stopper; 1866222(just the)TIPPS. Howbout Handsome Cash reward. You get a cash reward; and conveniently, for those ladies (or who like dick and dick alone?) who call in and receive advanced notification of of ther TIPPS rewardment figure to be anonymously awarded .…?

Do you know what u are ultimately doing, setting expexctations up w more statistically probabilistic outcomes of conflict; the ripples for others to which u have no crystal ball expersleaze of injustice’s rebalancement. Can’t ethically argue u hold the key to the only map (and put at rest any conflicting opinions about what you’re risking by pedestalizing your opinions and forecasting conflict resolution prediction(s)), can you?