If you spend your holidays with family, you probably were bombarded by all the new marriages in the family, who has new jobs, and most of all who got who pregnant this year. If you’re on this subreddit, then you’re probably pretty jealous of all the women in that conversation, and I’d love to have a beautiful woman with a swollen tummy to show off next year. So, just because your stocking wasn’t stuffed in time for Christmas, or Santa came in through the back door instead of down your chimney, doesn’t mean we can’t try to make one last present before we take out the tree. There’s still all the fun to be had at new years, and if we drop the ball at just the right time, then your resolution can be about being the best new mother.

So, if you don’t mind dirty dad jokes… then hi! I’m really hoping to find a woman who enjoys breeding and pregnancy just as much as I do. I’d like to put a ring on her finger and a baby in her belly. Not to sound like my Hinge profile, but I hope she’s smart enough to make bright kids, funny enough to offset my terrible jokes, and athletic enough to handle some heavy babymaking. If that sounds like you, then please send me a Chat or DM. I really don’t mind either method. I wouldn’t mind being a donor for the right person, but I’m really looking forward to the long term stuff.

Anyway, the basics about me are that I’m 27, 6’1”, and about 220 pounds of mostly muscle. I’m white with brown hair and eyes, and I’m considered classically handsome. I’m a highly educated engineer, so if you add all that up, I’d like to think I could make a very strong genetic contribution! I know you might want a picture, but I’ll send that after we chat a bit just to make sure we’re at least on the same page.

Anyway, remember that only Grinches pull out, and the best presents don’t need to be wrapped. If you’re interested, please reach out! Maybe this time next year we’ll trade your birth control for champagne and pop a few bottles waiting for new year. Babymaking is a great way to keep each other up, right?