Care to summarize the “Why?”

To synthesise the last 5 days theories from JusticeForMoscoBerger:

Bryan is an FBI agent who has been framed by the UoI President Green to protect student enrolment and boost his book sales, while the Aryan Knights assassinated the victims as part of a drug deal revenge on their parents, whereas the victims were also assassinated by a Mexican drug cartel, while the victims were also murdered by maurading frat bros enraged about commentary about steroids causing testicular shrinkage, while the victims were also killed by a retired marine from Pullman who was working for the FBI, while the murders were also done by a neighbour who also drives a white Elantra, whereas the boys from the band field also did the killings.

I think the JusticeForBryanMoscow folks must be envisaging a Murder on the Orient Express type scenario where the Aryan Brotherhood, frat bros, retired marine, Sinaloan drug cartel assassins, neighbour, UoI operatives and FBI agents all formed an orderly queue at King Road. Clearly some would need to have been in the trunk and on the roof luggage rack of the Elantra.

summation of the current jumble of conspiracies

The Venn diagram of JusticeForMoscowBerger conspiracies resembles a Jackson Pollock canvas, from his latter discombobulated, angry and psychedelic phase.

It's Always Cloudy in Pullman (on star gazing nights)

the beard from the guy in the foot truck video and facehair and compare

are you suggesting Kopacka was also engaged in undercover, clandestine carbonara? And/ or mobile chiropody?

anthologizing the madness..... await your exhaustive and illuminating heptalogy.

👍😂🤣 thank you. I fear my tome documenting the many and varied free-wheeling, alternative theories and Kohberger fan fictions swirling around this case might be too Kafkaesque.