Is there one certificate I can work on earning that would get the attention of entry-level IT positions?

My future plan is going to college and getting my bachelor's in IT or something similar. I have long term plans mapped out. But my life needs to change almost immediately, so I want to make plans to have a new job by the end of this year.

So, just speaking for the year 2024, how can I go from 0 experience in IT to a new entry-level (help desk) job that saves me from the career hell pit I'm in right now?

Edit: I think there is a misunderstanding going on. I'm not getting evicted. "Immediately" was meant to be an exaggeration like "get started yesterday" which I thought was obvious because I mentioned my goal to get out of my career is in 1 year.

I'm not asking for a multi millionaire job. I'm trying to get out of the field I'm stuck in, I'm not freaking out about how much I'm getting paid. I'm asking what certifications do I need to work on right now that can be done in a few months. If that doesn't exist, please tell me that. Thanks!