Pro:

I’m not scared of covid. Your breath stinks.

I’m only wearing a mask to hide my smile when you die on a ventilator.

Why wear a mask? I’m ugly.

Plague rats suck

Your say you don’t need a mask. Your face says otherwise.

Have the plague rats died yet? lol jk (not really)

I have COVID (jk but not really)

Anti:

My grandparents are dead. Why would I wear a mask?

My grandparents fought in Normandy. I’m fighting to not wear a mask at Applebees. You’re welcome.

Conscientious Objector

I don’t need a mask. I have Jesus.

I don’t wear masks for the same reasons I don’t wear seat belts: I’m awesome.

You say I need a mask? I say you need Jesus.

No masks. No vaxx. Because facts should care about my feelings.

You can take my natural immunity from my cold dead hands!!! antivax4life

Anti-mask AND anti-vax. This is the hill I will die on.

Wear a mask, you say? I dare you to say it to my face.

I don’t need a mask. I have a gun.