r/IDONTGIVEASWAG

This subreddit has ruined my life. When I talk to people I've started saying "I don't give a swag" instead of "I don't give a shit". It was funny at first, but it's become deep rooted in my brain. All the time, I just don't give a swag. My friend called me because he was sad his cat died, I replied "I don't give a swag" without thinking and now he's not talking to me. My girlfriend wants to take a break because she said she can't be with someone who uses meaningless phrases so obsessively and sh