I am the serial kidnapper of kids varying from age 7-17. At 22, I was kicked out of my home when my house was foreclosed on. Without anywhere to live, I took to the streets and did small odd jobs for money, living as a homeless vagrant for 6 years.

One day, 8 years later, as mowing the lawn of a 40-some year old man whovhad takeb to employing me, a Mr.Vance Tucker. Mr.Tucker was a spousal abuser, and I knew that, but ignored it. This day, however, I heard his wife's screams as he headed for their 9 year old daughter. I've always loved kids, and couldn't stand it any longer. I went inside, knocked him out, called the paramedics, took the daughter and ran.

Since then, I've "kidnapped" kids suffering from severe cases of community-wide bullying and ostracism, reported but unsolved parental abuse, and orphans who escaped from foster care for similar reasons. Many of the older kids chise to come of their own accord, and I make sure they are fed and educated. Despite this, the news only reports my "crimes", such as the light stealing I do to help feed the kids.