Good afternoon, evening, night or morning to you, faithful soul.

I certainly hope you have been enjoying yourself and the day. We've been trying to reach you regarding your trance's extended warranty, and we're concerned that your safety could become comprised. Resulting in unhappy subjects and concerned Hypnotists.

To renew your warranty, and ensure the happiness of your relationships, our company requests that, as a subject, you message your tist and thank them for their services. And as a tist, ensure the enjoyment of your subject.

If these terms do not apply to you, feel free to continue on your journey, and enjoy your day. If these terms do apply to you, but you find yourself unable to meet the conditions. Contact your nearest and most comfortable method of trance, and let them explain to you how to relax.

Happy trancing to all!