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I’m not your typical (young—I’m 19, after all!) stud. Sure, I have a high bodycount. Yeah, I’m a sex addict. Of course I have plenty of gals sliding into my DMs. But things are different for me in the bedroom.
Obviously, I have no problem getting girls. But keeping them? How am I supposed to do that when they flee once they realize I’m twice as thick as their forearm?
Even if they’re brave enough to stick around, or overconfident enough to think they’ll ‘make it fit,’ it’s hard to get a decent lay when they’re exhausted from puking all over my flaccid double-digit bitchbreaker or crying loud enough to shatter my eardrums when I bottom out before I’m even halfway inside them.
Soooo… yeah. I’m hung. I’m not hung like a pornstar. I’m not hung like a horse. I’m not the reason why you become a size queen—I’m the guy size queens fear when they realize a ruler isn’t enough to measure me even when I’m soft.
If I’ve got your attention, whether you’re curious or looking to end your marriage, feel free to reach out.
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Thanks for reading this! I’m just looking for a fictional conversation—no discussing things OOC, this isn’t a roleplay. Just jump right in talking like this is real! If you’re interested, send me a chat introducing yourself a bit, what you make of my situation, and something to get us talking.
Women only (sorry, guys :P) and MILFs to the front of the line 😉
Obviously, we’re both 18
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