So for most of my life (I'm 42), I was a soda drinker. My vice was Mountain dew, and damn did I drink a lot of it (sometimes up to a 12 pack a day). I always needed it so cold it was near freezing. I never really drank water, as I didn't understand the point. There was no flavor. No bubbles, etc..

Then about 2 years ago I made the hard decision to cut sodas out of my life. I switched to sugar free sweet tea (although it's an oxymoron, it's a tasty oxymoron). That way I would get the caffeine I needed (I can't stand coffee) without all the sugars. So I switched to the tea, but even with that, I needed it at near freezing temperatures in order to enjoy it.

Fast forward to a month ago, and I decided to try drinking water instead of tea. I was afraid that I wouldn't enjoy it because it didn't have flavor, but I knew that if I had it near freezing temperatures, it would still give me that same feeling in my mouth, so I took the plunge.

I'm now 30 days of drinking 99% water (I try other drinks once in awhile but can never finish them, because water has ruined me lol), enjoying the hell out of it, and I'm honestly not looking back.

How long until I get my hydro homies card?