My fellow thick boned milk lovers. My fellow clear pee, water drinkers. Please. Let’s put our differences aside. As we are one of the same. Hydration AND calcium are important.

Why are we fighting? What’s the point anymore? There have been too many senseless casualties in this Great beverage War, and it’s time for the meme violence to stop. Life is too short for such petty squabbles.

I declare we usher a new era of peace between us.

Anyone else who agrees, please, keep making posts promoting peace instead of all the posts I see that are meant to antagonize the other side. It’s the only way.

In the meantime, please, my friends, make sure to stay hydrated AND make sure to nourish your gorgeous bones.