We're unicorn conservationists, we don't want to hunt you down and then move on to the next. We want to meet you, know you and forge a connection with you.

We want you to be our FWB, with emphasis firmly on the F, we want to have things in common with you, to be able to chat and have a laugh, as well as flirt and admire you.

As much as we've never really bought in to the whole "unicorn" label, it's starting to ring true. As much as we've come close a couple of times in our searches over the past couple of years, the connection still remains elusive. (Side note: did you know the unicorn is the official animal of Scotland? It's true, look it up).

What we're looking for:

If it wasn't obvious, we're not looking for a one time thing, our ideal situation is an ongoing FWB style thing where we have a connection and friendship with the woman. We both find curvy women attractive (in the realms of size 14-18) and V is almost as obsessed with boobs as I am. Ideally because of our situation you would also be attached/married etc. or at least very discreet.

As for us:

V is 5'8, curvy, white, from the West Mids, physically she has a lovely arse, "enhanced" but natural looking boobs, shaved smooth and an awesome smile.

Interests include: documentaries, spirituality, tarot, Wicca, crystals, formula one, indie/rock music and more..

M is 6'3, white, stubble and dark hair and also shaved smooth, physically he has a dad bod.

Interests include: films, rock/metal music, documentaries, reading, gaming, Motorsport and more...

If you sound like a bit of us, and we sound like a bit of you - get in touch! (Just as a heads up, we only use 👻 so we can live verify and chat as a group going forward)

Just to add, this is an FM4F post as it says in the title, we've had a number of guys and couples responding recently, as much as we're flattered, we're not interested. Couples, if the lady plays solo and we can actually chat to her, then we'd be up for that. This is also only for UK-based people, we get a bit of international attention but our intention is to actually meet up, not just chat online.