Hey Reddit!

I'm V, a 44-year-old curvaceous, tattoo-covered, heavily bi-curious woman living in the West Midlands, and I'm here with M, my 37-year-old tall, dad-bod-having partner from the North West (of the UK). We're on the lookout for an amazing bisexual woman to join us for some fun, friendship and adventure.

Usually it's M that handles the initial Reddit side of things, but we've decided to shake it up a bit and it will be me you'll be chatting to instead! If we click, M will join us in a group chat on Snap so we can all get to know each other.

About Us: - Me: I’m a curvy queen with more tattoos than a prison block, a love for sarcasm, and a laugh that's more contagious than a yawn. Based in the West Midlands, I enjoy living life to the fullest and appreciating the beauty in all things (especially animals!). - Him: My boyfriend/affair partner is a 37-year-old, tall dude with a dad bod that’s just as comfy as it sounds. He’s got that perfect mix of charm, intelligence and is irresistibly lovable, making him the perfect partner-in-crime for all our escapades.

What We're Looking For: - A fun-loving bisexual woman who can keep up with our chats and add her own personality to the mix. - Someone who enjoys sarcasm, dad jokes and dark humour. - Must appreciate a good cuddle session, true crime documentaries, rock/indie music, and have a thirst for adventure.

This isn't our first rodeo, we've been looking for almost 2 years and have a chronicle of random experiences behind us (some so weird we've even started a blog - feel free to ask for a link!)

If you're not 100% sure or not 100% comfortable with our situation or us, that's fine - we know it's not for everyone.

Why You Should Join Us: - We offer a blend of laughter, mischief, and pisstaking that you won't find anywhere else. - You'll get to experience the best of both worlds: the rugged charm of the North West and the vibrant spirit of the West Midlands. - Life with us is never boring. Between his dad bod and my stunning curves, there's always something interesting going on.

If you're ready to add a dash of spice to our playful partnership, slide into our DMs and let’s create some stories we'll laugh about (and maybe blush at) for years to come!

Look forward to hearing from you!