I saw a few posts regarding about how they are pretty, hot, and lewd. I just want to clarify Redneck is best girl and is not a tease that he isn’t afraid to show is nips for free.

He also causes me to lose all control of all bodily fluids if I see him in game, which is a lot because I main him. The way he handles a pitch fork stabbing hunters make me wish I was then. His lard muscly arms shoving the fork into their gut makes me O///O every time. One time I got hit with a tomahawk throw with a hammer by a redneck and my family told me to stop screaming “poggers” at the top of my lungs for 3 entire minutes. It was so bad they turned off my pc by unplugging my computer.

I no I am rumbling but it is very important you no redneck is best girl for he shows armpits too that are covered in sweat from working hard. When was the last time any other hunter work hard, maybe sharif hardon but not lulu or Sofia or Cain. So pls no I am not calling your waifus bad it is just redneck is superior In Every way.

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