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32 M4F #Charlotte, NC: Nerdy farmer looking for big, hairy dork. -Chocolate and vanilla cows preferred.-
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DingusBarracuda is a male age 32 looking for a female in Charlotte, NC
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A little about me to start off. I’m a gigantic nerd, and the biggest, most awkward dork. It’s true, I promise! I watch way more anime and read way more manga than I can count. I would love to share that with a fellow weeby person in my life I can relate to and hope you feel the same too. I love gaming as well! I’ve got a big collection of new and old stuff, and really want to share that with someone who would actually enjoy exploring it together. I’m probably the biggest cuddler and petter ever so if you love cuddling and being held or touched in a close, warm way for a long time then I think we’ll get long great. I’m looking for a long term connection that goes beyond just the intimate stuff, so if that appeals to you then we’re on the same wavelength!

Ok, with the pleasantries handled there’s no more holding back. It’s time to get real. I’m so sick of tiptoeing around things and playing pretend as if I don’t know what I want. The fact is I’m looking for someone who wants to truly owned and used, that loves power exchanges and size dynamics, and is eager to become trained and modified to what their dom needs.

First off, when I say bigger, I mean it! Someone around at least 225-250lbs or larger. Not required but if you’re on the taller side or over 5’10 then that’s wonderful. There’s an exception to weight if you’re open to gaining and shifting up into my acceptable size bracket. I’m very dominant yet looking to physically feel like the small and cuddly one while domming your big body. If you have a submissive-mommy thing going on and huge milkers that love to be constantly sucked and tugged-on then even better. All I ask is that you at least outclass me on the scale or vertical. I know that it probably sounds ridiculous, but it’s a physical aspect I well and truly need in a partner.

Body hair is major to me. I love hairy, sloppy, soaked and creamed-up bush, thick thighs covered in an even thicker layer of fur, a nice fat happy trail on your belly, and hairy pits that I can pet. The more thick messy hair growing all over your big body the better. What was that? You have a condition like PCOS and it’s already made your body into a heavy, hairy, horny mess? Bring. It. The. Fuck. On. If anything you’ll end up even bigger and hairier with me, just the way your body deserves to be evolving.

Got a big, fat, cowclit? Get over here and show it off. I love teasing big fat fuckbeans and watching them jump and twitch when they’re excited. Even more, I love the idea of using toys or hormones to pump-up and enlarge them even bigger over time if someone is willing. I want to treat that fucking switch of yours like the tuggable, smackable, leashed-up toy it was always meant to be.

So if you’re ready to become the cow you’ve always known you can be, let’s talk. I’m open minded and flexible to all comers, whether you’re strictly in my guidelines, or if this post spoke to you enough that you simply had to reply regardless of who and what you are. Long term connections welcome, and the bigger and nerdier the better!

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32 M4F #Charlotte

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